A darkly funny agile fable about what happens when teams chase metrics instead of meaning — and how rewarding A while hoping for B always ends in dashboard glory and product death.
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Beyond Story Points: A Practical Guide for Grown‑Up Agile Teams
Story points aren’t evil–but they’re often abused. Here’s how to use them wisely, and how to grow beyond them without losing your mind (or your metrics).
Why Laughter Is a Better Indicator than Velocity
What about some laughter? Could this be a better metric than LOC, velocity & co?


